Why Being Smart Won't Get You Laid
"Well, congratulations -- you've just eliminated 95% of the world's population as a potential mate, Mr or Ms Smartypants."
LOL.
"At this point, you have three choices:
A) Loosen up
B) Do a very thorough search all over the planet and be prepared to move to Duesseldorf OR
C) Join a monastery."
I've heard the magnolia trees are in bloom in the monasteries, this time of year.
